me: hey American friend i bought this football for you
American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah
Clintasha & Text Posts Part 3
HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG,
THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
it is like a smaller smoother manatee…
but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH
"Study hard and you will be rewarded. Fail to do so and the consequences may be… severe.”
one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb
does this look like a coincidence to you?
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23.
i live in south europe and today was -2 and couldn’t get to my home because of how cold it was.i thought i was dying.and there wasn’t even any snow or rain or wind or anything
Being from America, this post is really confusing.
I just remembered that you guys use Celsius
I was thinking this was Fahrenheit and I was like dang canadians are hardcore
Being from Australia I knew this was in Celsius and I was still like dang Canadians are hardcore
This is the UP precisely